scissors made of glitter

And we love you, drunk Ted!

(Source: llenka, via wrongheaven)

(Source: hamiltonryangosling)

kmoleary:

sundaystorms:

Travis: My dad is crazy. Like anyone would think of us as more than friends.
Laurie: I mean, sure. You know, I’m a little flirty with you. But, come on. I flirt with everyone.
Travis: I know. What?
Laurie: Can you imagine how your mom would react if we dated? It would be like dropping a bomb on a forest fire.
Travis: That actually might put out the fire because the bomb uses up the oxygen and fire needs oxygen…
Laurie: Nerd alert!
Travis: Sorry.
Laurie: That’s cute, coming from you.
Travis: I mean, this is crazy. You’re older and… I mean, Kirsten’s older but you’re like older-older.
Laurie: Take it easy.
Travis: You like to fight, my cuts don’t clot. This’ll just never happen. Don’t you think?

Cougar Town 2x10 - The Same Old You

(Source: mymelancholy, via shipperwhore)

setrakian:

pothos:

charethcutestory:

hellbellstrudy:

fixingontheday:

winthrope:

He’s a keeper, ladies.

(via havisham)

one of my favourite movies ever

kellyoxford:

Mrs. Landingham (Two Cathedrals)

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intersects:

#GET ON YOUR FEET #GET UP AND MAKE IT HAPPEN #holy shit i have not laughed so hard in so long

This was one of those scenes that I usually dread. I hate embarrassing comedy. But i found myself laughing my ass off during the whole thing. WELL DONE, P&R!

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satansaysdance:

WHAT’D SHE ORDER? FISH FILET

(Source: apriki)

adteachings:

This is so cool.

A few days ago, I declared my love for this inspiring new meme:

Memes generally come from nowhere and quickly take on a life of their own, so I didn’t spend any time wondering who created it. But I was delighted to learn that there’s only one degree of separation between me…